charlottelabouff:

[starfire voice] MY ANACONDA DOES NOT WISH TO PARTAKE

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"After wrapping Guardians of the Galaxy I was very homesick and I was coming home to my wife and my son, who at the time was 13 months old. My wife told me ‘Hey, listen there’s a chance he may not recognize you and he may be a little shy’ and so I came in there, and he just sat right up and had this big smile on his face. He started saying ‘Daddy, daddy, daddy!’ and I just started to cry. He saw the tears in my eyes and started doing bits to make me laugh and that just made me cry more."

- Chris Pratt on the best day of his life.

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toewscrosby:

please watch this cinematic masterpiece

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90% of today’s teens would die if Myspace had a failure and shut down forever. If you are a part of the 10% that would be laughing copy and paste this into your channel description. You say 50Cent-I Say Led Zeppelin You say Miley Cyrus-I say AC/DC You say T-Pain-I say Scorpions You say Flowers-I say Van Halen You say Pink-I say Pink Floyd You say Hip Hop-i say Jimi Hendrix You say R&B-I scream Queen You say hanah montana-i hit you in the face 70% of teenagers have turned to Hip Hop and Rap.If you are part of the 30% that still listen to real music,copy and paste this message to another 5 videos. DON’T LET THE SPIRIT OF CLASSIC ROCK DIE…copy & paste


deadlinejon:

stunningpicture:

This is what happens to a basketball court when the pipes burst

this is the greatest basketball challenge of all time

deadlinejon:

stunningpicture:

This is what happens to a basketball court when the pipes burst

this is the greatest basketball challenge of all time

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jdude000:

OH MY GOD

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averagebare:

one time i was walking across the courtyard and some kids were clustered around where the seagulls always are and then this kid fuckin GRABBED ONE OUT OF THE AIR and i was literally so fucking amazed but all his friends were like “tyrone put that shit down” and “again tyrone?? really??” which is even better because it means he was a habitual seagull catcher 

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setbabiesonfire:

impala-sonic-deductions:

vivere-est-ars:

every woman on tumblr should have this on their dash

And every man

Look how nobody’s yelling or arguing or making things into a competition. Look how this is to straight up educate people through a different perspective. Look how effective that makes the message.

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evansomething:

Thank you, college bathroom graffiti.

evansomething:

Thank you, college bathroom graffiti.

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nocontxt:

Hellboy: Pancakes by Mike Mignola. Has to be one of the greatest 2 page comic stories ever made. 

nocontxt:

Hellboy: Pancakes by Mike Mignola. Has to be one of the greatest 2 page comic stories ever made. 

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toxicblogger:

his face just screams “you try and fucking stop me”

toxicblogger:

his face just screams “you try and fucking stop me”

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