crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

(via monsieur-moose)


bombing:

i don’t care if you think it’s “improper first date attire” this suit of armor is enchanted and i’m wearing it

(via cordichase)


pixalry:

Game of Thrones Sigil Designs - Created by Dorothy Timmer

Available for sale at her Society6 Shop. You can also find her on Tumblr and Twitter.

(via feigningconvention)



GUNN: What are you doing?WES: Trying to imagine myself as John Wayne in Rio Bravo. You?GUNN: Austin Stoker, Assault on Precinct Thirteen.

GUNN: What are you doing?
WES: Trying to imagine myself as John Wayne in Rio Bravo. You?
GUNN: Austin Stoker, Assault on Precinct Thirteen.

(via cordichase)


feferi-captor:

get out your VCR’s it’s time to watch The Prince of Egypt. or you can watch it here.

please don’t watch exodus: gods and kings because it’s icky and racist. you deserve better. you deserve the prince of egypt.

(via fernlets)



midsnacker:

I’d love to see his original sin. 

midsnacker:

I’d love to see his original sin. 

(via bochelly)


Expectations Vs. Reality / Game of thrones

(via ghostbuttvin)


demonsee:

Wonder Woman Cosplayed by V330 Creations, photographed by WeNeals

demonsee:

Wonder Woman Cosplayed by V330 Creations, photographed by WeNeals

(via blacksupervillain)


baby: fo..fo
parents: food? foot?
baby: foolish little brother, if you want to kill me, despise me, hate me. Run, run.. cling to live and survive in an unsightly way. Then someday, when you have these same eyes, come to me

transwomanilluminati:


Here’s Thompson’s first story about a friend:
My schoolfriend Michael – an atheist for decades – rang me the other night and told me he’d returned to the Catholic Church. “And you’ll never guess who converted me,” he said.
“Your wife?”
“No! It was Richard Dawkins!”
He explained that he was, and is, a huge admirer of Dawkins the biologist. (I’m with him there: I read The Blind Watchmaker when it first came out and was blown away.) “But then I read The God Delusion and it was… total crap. So bad that I started questioning my own atheism. Then he started tweeting.”

richard dawkins’ twitter converted someone to catholicism

transwomanilluminati:

Here’s Thompson’s first story about a friend:

My schoolfriend Michael – an atheist for decades – rang me the other night and told me he’d returned to the Catholic Church. “And you’ll never guess who converted me,” he said.

“Your wife?”

“No! It was Richard Dawkins!”

He explained that he was, and is, a huge admirer of Dawkins the biologist. (I’m with him there: I read The Blind Watchmaker when it first came out and was blown away.) “But then I read The God Delusion and it was… total crap. So bad that I started questioning my own atheism. Then he started tweeting.”

richard dawkins’ twitter converted someone to catholicism

(via easycomfort)


deathlehem:

george michael has a poster that just says “music”

deathlehem:

george michael has a poster that just says “music”

(via enochiandirtytalk)


glaycia:

then & now

LOOK HOW FAR WE GOT AAAA

(via cicilbildwin)


dduane:

cookingchannel:

Ladies and gentlemen, one of the world’s most pressing problems has finally been solved. There are now fully edible cupcake wrappers. Sorry to those of you who were hoping for world peace or Segway 2. 

Now THAT is useful.

dduane:

cookingchannel:

Ladies and gentlemen, one of the world’s most pressing problems has finally been solved. There are now fully edible cupcake wrappers. Sorry to those of you who were hoping for world peace or Segway 2.

Now THAT is useful.

(via enochiandirtytalk)


captstevegrogers:

the radio edit of “wiggle” is so funny because in the process of censoring out the word butt it’s just “you know what to do with that big fat _____” like big fat what? big fat debt from college? big fat fossilized whale penis? big fat order of chicken nuggets? we just don’t know, but it’s not a butt we are for sure of that.

(via hanniballecters)