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Watch: John Oliver and some puppets sing about how broken America’s prison system is

It’s easy to ignore conditions in the prison system. Once you’ve seen John Oliver’s tirade on the subject, though, it’s impossible not to care.

What the government is doing to fix it

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Legolas: THAT IS NO MERE RANGER
Legolas: THAT IS ARAGORN II
Legolas: SON OF ARATHORN II
Legolas: SON OF ARADOR
Aragorn: Legolas stop
Legolas: SON OF ARGONUI
Legolas: SON OF ARATHORN I
Legolas: SON OF ARASSUIL
Legolas: SON OF ARAHAD II
Legolas: SON OF ARAVORN
Boromir: is this really necessary
Legolas: SON OF ARAGOST
Legolas: SON OF ARAHAD I
Legolas: SON OF ARAGLAS
Legolas: SON OF ARAGORN I
Gandalf: this could take a while
Legolas: SON OF ARAVIR
Legolas: SON OF ARANUIR
Legolas: SON OF ARAHAEL
Legolas: SON OF ARANARTH
Legolas: SON OF ARVEDUI
Legolas: SON OF ARAPHANT
Elrond: good god man calm down
Legolas: SON OF ARAVAL
Legolas: SON OF ARVELEG II
Legolas: SON OF ARVEGIL
Legolas: SON OF ARGELEB II
Frodo: *falls asleep*
Legolas: SON OF ARAPHOR
Legolas: SON OF ARVELEG I
Legolas: SON OF ARGELEB I
Legolas: SON OF MALVEGIL
Gimli: this is ridiculous
Legolas: SON OF CELEBRINDOR
Legolas: SON OF MALLOR
Legolas: SON OF BELEG
Legolas: SON OF AMLAITH
Aragorn: Legolas
Legolas: SON OF EARENDUR
Legolas: SON OF ELENDUR
Legolas: SON OF VALANDUR
Legolas: SON OF TARONDOR
Aragorn: Legolas it's fine
Legolas: SON OF TARCIL
Legolas: SON OF ARANTAR
Legolas: SON OF ELDACAR
Legolas: SON OF VALANDIL
Legolas: SON OF ISILDUR
Gimli: finally
Legolas: YOU OWE HIM YOUR ALLEGIANCE.
Boromir: anything to make you shut up

Q
Happy belated birthday!
A

Thanks Wendy! It’s been a good one


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thegreatnarwhalsmuffin:

schmergo:

A Harry Potter AU where everything’s exactly the same, except the house elves look like Lord of the Rings elves and Dobby’s, like, played by Orlando Bloom. But they’re still not allowed to have clothes

orlando bloom hitting himself in the face with a lamp

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redreadspjo:

percy “i should have been scared, but instead i was just kinda offended” jackson

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shybooklover:

You’ll never hate the Percy Jackson movies like Rick Riordan hates them

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Catie and I left at 2:30 this morning to make it to Ocean City, MD in time for the sunrise. It was beautiful and it’s looking to be a beautiful breezy day on the beach. Sidebar: can anyone tell me the function/purpose of that giant rusty pipe?

Catie and I left at 2:30 this morning to make it to Ocean City, MD in time for the sunrise. It was beautiful and it’s looking to be a beautiful breezy day on the beach.
Sidebar: can anyone tell me the function/purpose of that giant rusty pipe?



Allie got me a kit to go hunting for my birthday. Complete with my own Samulet

Allie got me a kit to go hunting for my birthday. Complete with my own Samulet


grinderman2:

rebellious-hufflepuff-love:

grinderman2:

frozenfoxtails:

grinderman2:

*gets on tiptoes to whisper into dairy cow’s ear* why ya titty out

How short are you that you need to stand on your toes to talk to a cow?

Looks like we got ourselves a city slicker

How freaking talk are your cows? My cousins own a dairy farm and the cows are about chest height.

You sure talk a lot of shit for someone whose cousin has short cows

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unit03:

theyre all great friends

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fherthus:

quintessence-of-dust:

Kacy Catanzaro: the first woman in history to qualify for Mt. Midoriyama.

I just need everyone to watch this video [x]. She’s a 5 foot, 100 lb gymnast and she beasts through this insanely difficult, heavily upper body focused course like it was her morning jog. The camera keeps cutting to these massive, musclebound men in the audience with their mouths hanging open. 

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x21hgrx_kacy-catanzaro-american-ninja-warrior-dallas-finals_sport For those of us live in Canada and can’t watch the video.

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konpozaa:

lifebien:

konpozaa:

this could be us but u a video game character

Doesn’t that make YOU the one that’s playin

Shit. shit. It was ME playin all along. Dammit

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me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream
them: no
me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
them: we're not
me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this